tastefullyoffensive:

[dullydude]

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

girlsgotafacelikemurder:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

girlsgotafacelikemurder:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

troyeuphoria:

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER