why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone